Tim Can’t Reid|Ghey Visual Menstruation

…I gotta wear shades — remember that song from the eighties? Corey Hart was the singer, I think. It doesn’t really matter. It sucked then, it sucks now. I think I even had it on an 8=track tape, not sure… ANYWAY, I thought I’d put up this little video as more of a personal entry than anything ground breaking or educational. Got me some stuff going on at work that I needed to get out, I guess. It’s only about five minutes long, but packed full of sex and laughs.

Not really.
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It’s that time of they year again, when my birthday rolls around. I hate birthdays, but this one is an especially nasty one. You’ll understand after you watch this video. Feel free to send your sympathy, your uplifting thoughts, or money. Yeah, send money — that always makes me feel better on my birthday.

Also, I’d like to express my sincere apologies (again) for being such a lazy videoblogger. Once a month is about all I can manage right now. Hopefully, things will get better soon and I’ll be able to knock out a few more in a little more timely fashion. Maybe even with some compelling content, but I’m not making any promises.

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VideoBlogging Week 2007. As usual, I am few days late for the party, but I finally made it. Some ambitious video bloggers have already posted four or five videos this week. But that’s the idea of VideoBlogging Week, to put out at least one vlog per day, for an entire week. Me? Well, I’ve got a grand total of one out so far — pretty good, huh? Give me a break, I’m old.

As part of a reoccurring theme, I don’t seem to have much to say in this post. I torture one of the park squirrels, talk about a contest I plan on winning, and then go on to preach about the green-spirited goodness of burning deep-fryer grease in motor vehicles. No revelations, just an old queen with a worn out dv cam, sitting in the park talking to himself. It’s all good.

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2007 is starting out to be a somewhat nonproductive year for me. But who cares, videoblogging takes time. Especially when you have absolutely NOTHING to vlog about. Furthermore, this video blog is yet further proof that just because you “can” make videos, doesn’t mean you “should” make videos. There — you’ve been warned.

Anyway, if you’re bored, join me in this video for a quick tour of where I work, look at the white stuff that has accumulated on my Clitoris, and walk with me around scenic gay Pioneer Park as I try to get laid. And yeah, marvel at the wonders of ghetto still-pictures made into cheesy animations. Good times, y’all.

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2007 finally made it, and so did I. Happy New Year! In this video, I briefly brush over a couple of cool little Mac OS X desktop enhancements I use from Unsanity.com. “Cee Pee You” is a little freeware app that sits in your toolbar and measures your CPU usage in real time. Kind of useful when your working with processor hungry apps, or watching boring internet videos. “WindowShade X” is a $10 shareware app that allows you to do all kinds of neat things with application windows on your desktop. Minimize in place, hide everything but the top bar, make a window semi-transparent, and lots more. And finally, a look at a new video from Matt Stone and Trey Parker about a little dog named “Princess“. It causes me to chortle aloud. (NOTE: I put the wrong URL in the video, it should be FunFreePages.com — sorry).

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Seriously, I meant to get this video posted last night. Unfortunately, stupidity and old-age took over, and I just now woke up, some ten hours later. Not that I have any groundbreaking news or anything — I just wanted to get it over with… I really hate getting old.

In this post, the title pretty much says it all. Some good news on the hunt for gainful employ, my take on a couple of shareware screen-casting apps, and a nifty little freeware capture app you may not have heard of. All for Mac, of course. Because really, is there any other platform? I didn’t think so.

Links from this vlog:

Lewis Clark State College
iShowU
Snapz Pro X
Paparazzi!

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Hey everybody. Yes, I’m back again, finally. Ya know, I amaze myself sometimes. However, the job I did creating this video is NOT one of those times. So be warned ahead of time, this is living documentation that people with no lives probably ought not to be video-bloggers. I’m just sayin’…

But if you’re like me, one of the twelve gay men on the planet that had never seen John Waters’ film, Pink Flamingos, then maybe you’ll enjoy my brief, but boring, review and commentary on this groundbreaking bit of cult movie goodness. I just got the thing on DVD, and I’m lovin’ it. John Waters, Divine, and Edith Massey — it ain’t no Gone With the Wind, but it’s pretty close.

If you don’t already own Pink Flamingos on DVD, do yourself (and me) a favor, and click the link on the right to order it from Amazon. You’ll be giving yourself an entertaining piece of cinematic history, and I’ll make 25 cents from Amazon. Just think, if 1400 people use this link to buy the DVD, I’ll make enough for that new camcorder I’ve been drooling on for the last three months!

Links from this vlog:

Cheryl Merkowski
John Waters @ I.M.D.B.
Pink Flamingos
Insane Films
“Mommy Kills Best”
Willing Warrior
RocketKid
Free Josh Wolf

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Hey y’all. Sorry I’ve been absent for so long. Been kinda busy with a couple of things, you know how it is. It sucks when trying to make a living interferes with my video blogging. Yep. It does. Anyway, please forgive the long stretch between this vlog and the last one. But like they say about menstruation, its better late than never.

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