May
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I Be Fitty Biatches!
Filed Under (video) by tim on 27-05-2007
It’s that time of they year again, when my birthday rolls around. I hate birthdays, but this one is an especially nasty one. You’ll understand after you watch this video. Feel free to send your sympathy, your uplifting thoughts, or money. Yeah, send money — that always makes me feel better on my birthday.
Also, I’d like to express my sincere apologies (again) for being such a lazy videoblogger. Once a month is about all I can manage right now. Hopefully, things will get better soon and I’ll be able to knock out a few more in a little more timely fashion. Maybe even with some compelling content, but I’m not making any promises.
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Happy 50th Birthday, Tim!
Age is what you make of it. You’re a guy who has completely changed his life in the last few years, embarked on a new career, shares his thoughts and humor on the internets, and is incredibly intelligent, thoughtful, and handsome. I’m pretty sure you still haven’t hit middle age (and I hope not, because I’m looking forward to a holographic vlog from a 120-year-old Tim Reid).
I’ll look forward to seeing you again next month.
Justin
It’s about god damned time you put out an old video. I guess that is to be expected since you are so god damned old. I have to say, even though you were a bitching about not having a new camera. Your quality is really good. However. I know I say the exact same god damned thing and people tell me the exact same god damned thing.
When you put one of those strawberries up to the camera it reminded me of a penis that had been filled with a lot of very large objects. Like Ali Mahajani’s penis. Although that doesn’t turn me on. The strawberries looked very good.
You fucking whore with your videos. I cracked up with the vomit girl. The reason I’m saying your a whore is my next video has stupid little inserts like that.
Ok, finnah finish. Had to get those out before I forgot what I was finnah say.
If gay men are considered dead at 30. I need to start living it up more. I only have 9 more years to go. *sigh*
I would save middle aged is when you get to your 50s. People are living longer (surprisingly).
Happy Birthday honey. I hope you done a lot of really cool stuff.
My deepest condolences on your big five-oh!!!
As a gay guy that’s already past it (maybe that’s why I felt so miserable about my 30th) I just think that you have to ignore the whole age thing make the best of life, because it vanishes before you know it.
Your strawberries are making me hungry.
Happy (belated) birthday, Tim!
Happy layte bday honaye!!! I love u out. haha… “ARE YOU TAPING THIS?”…. vomit girl was A+++++++++++++! That grossed me outz and then cracked me up.
You are whorelair. It must be weird to be old, i wouldnt know since i am only 25 years old and beautiful. BlAYtoTHEhoe.
WOW! You are 50 and that my friend is fucking old! But it is ok because I realized that I am almost twice 18 and that sucks balls.
Hope you are feverishly filling out your RSVP to my wedding and sending it back to tell me that you WILL be there with bells on!
Hope you had a decent bday and I wish I could buy you a new camera so that you would vlog daily in return.
Arwen
HAPPY DAY-THAT-YOU-EXITED-YOUR-MOTHERS-BIG-WET-VAGINA. Did you still have the placenta? Anywho Happy 50th !!!! Sorry for the super late birthday wishes. It had been so long since your last posting that I was surprised and delighted to see not one, but 2 videos were posted. Your vlogs are always filled with humor and great video inserts. Keep the content coming.