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Making Fat Girls Fart and Fly
Filed Under (video) by tim on 19-09-2006
I know, its been over a week, but I have finally returned. Lucky you, huh? This video is a bit on the long side, as in over 19 minutes. Over 59 megabytes — ouch. And that’s after I knocked the frame rate down to 15 fps, and set the audio to 112 kbps mono. Lousy editor that I am, I shortened it up as much as I could, and its STILL too long. But being such important subject matter, I didn’t want to leave out any of the necessary dialog, so I guess we can live with it. ‘Cuz that’s how I roll ya know.
This week I bring you a little information about using still images in your movies with Final Cut Express. It’s geared more toward the noobs and novices who might be thinking about upgrading from iMovie to Final Cut Express. As always, if you see something I did wrong, or you know an easier way, please let me know. I’ve been learning this stuff on my own, mostly by trial and error, and I don’t always end up where I think I should.
Also, I’m going to try to list my feed at the QPodder.com community website tonight. If that goes well, I might even try to get listed at iTunes. What can I say — I’m a typical queer — and I just love attention.
Links for this show:
Dancecast.net
Final Cut Express HD
Cheryl Merkowski
Screen captures done with SnapzProX
>>Download video (Quicktime 7.0+, 59.6 MB, Duration: 19 min 22 sec)
Ok the flying fat girl is excellent, love her farts btw, but the horny grandma is gross. EWWWWW! And I thought my tits were saggy!
Miss you and your wisdom. Come visit us at LCSC and we’ll take the sex bathroom for a spin.
Tim:
Damn! I wish that I knew as much about FCE as you do. I bought it a while back after you told me how great it was, now I’m just waiting for my knowledge to catch up with it.
Thanks for edumacating me on how to do that. If I can master this technique, you can expect a flying Tim Reid in one of my upcomng Vlogs…I won’t tell you which one, you’ll just have to pay close attention.
Great vlog as always. I’m amazed at your ability to surprise me (in this case, the horny grandma was jaw-dropping).
Justin
That was neat demo and using Cheryl’s voice was golden. I’m a big fan of hers. She and Madge taught my son to poop on the potty.
I am so honored honayee!! Wow. I was riding the bus back from smokey acres the other day… watching your progrum on my ipod vidjo and All of a sudden I see a woman that looks loike me and has my voice! Amazing.
Keep werkin that hole honaye. Hopefully someday I will do another show too… it shall happen one of these days
TIMOTHY!!!!
AGH! I still can’t view your videos because our advisor hasn’t gone in with his admin. whatever and allowed us to download shiznitz!
How’ve you been BTW?! Have you found yourself a “Betty” yet?! You’d better get on that mister!
Arwen:
I’m excited to go take the sex-bathroom for a roll with you again. Does it still smell like root beer?
Justin:
Thanks for the kind words, undeserved as they may be. Actually, Madge has probably forgotten more about final Cunt than I’ll ever know.
Mike C:
I rofl’d and rofl’d hearing about your kid and his “Madge Weinstein brown poops” a while back. She actually helps my bowels move better, too.
Cheryl:
Glad to hear things are going well at Smokey Acres. Do they let you staple your labia there? I sure hope so.
Derek:
I feel bad that you don’t have the technology required to view such ground-breaking entertainment as my vlog. But for a modest fee, I might consider burning them to a DVD for you, if you want. (read: get out your knee-pads, baby!)
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