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A Shiny Clitoris
Filed Under (video) by tim on 12-03-2006
Can you believe it? I finally got around to posting another vlog. I know, I know. Please excuse the long hiatus, but for what its worth, I give a partial explanation in the video. Old age, sickness, venereal warts, you know how it is. As is always the case, I have as many excuses as I have wrinkles. It’s hell getting old. But if it’s any consolation, for you hardcore TimCantReid fans (both of you), I’m already working on my next vlog, which should be breathtakingly stellar, if I’m any judge of internet cinematography. So, stay tooned, biatches!
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mmmm biatches.
I heart grannie’s clean clitoris! But those nasty boys peeing on the girls…not so nice. I’m glad to see you online again and I’m super sorry to hear about your blood sugar.
TIM CAN’T REID!!!! Aww the good ole days when Timothy USED to hang out with us in Jitterz and surf Al Gore’s internet for pr0n…
Oh! Like I’ve mentioned before, your videos won’t work on this ‘puter so whenever you’re NOT in your office I’ll have to break in and view them.
Oh Derek, honey, do you really miss me that much? I thought you’d given me up for that little trollop, the Preacher’s Daughter. I should have known…. I don’t know what to tell you about the campus computers not playing my videos. Maybe we need to talk to the Student Programming Board about getting iTunes installed on all of them. Or, maybe you could put together a Tim Can’t Reid Film Festival for your next big student entertainment gig. I’m sure that would draw a crowd…